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THE TURD THAT FELL FROM MY BUM
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2017-03-07 15:25:07 UTC
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Was long and took forever to squeeze out.

--------
Ernest Hemmingway's sequel to "The Sun Also Rises." The story of a
young fag in Paris, who ventures throughout Europe via the Hershey Highway.
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2017-03-07 16:31:51 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Was long and took forever to squeeze out.
So ignorant! Never *squeeze out* a turd. Instead,
relax your anal sphincter completely (like you do
when Pleasance pegs your ass with her big black
strap-on) and allow the turd to just slide out at
its own speed.

It's the slow contractions of the ring muscles in
your colon that move the turd past the restriction
of your anal sphincter. Squeezing out the turd only
serves to tighten those anal sphincter muscles thus
making the process more difficult.

You're welcome.
--
"Being both astute and erudite, I say a man not
mince words in order to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned and the ignorant."
--Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
dolf
2017-03-07 19:51:07 UTC
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I advise you against any further stalking of me on Usenet Groups and
attempts at stealing my Intellectual Property.

- http://www.grapple369.com?time:18.12

For your crimes against humanity as war crimes I will be seeking the death
penalty--just so you know what enduring enmity exists between use.

Stay out of gay, religious or Australian usenet groups within which I
participate.

Cease your stalking you psychopathic jackass.

Note my comment on Thoth below associated to my Intellectual Property.
Doesn't he weigh the heart of the dead and isn't he associated to the
equinox upon which each my parents died?

SEE ALSO: "IS WELLINGTON SHIRE COUNCIL PROMULGATING FASCIST IDEOLOGY?

- https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzRmc7Bm7indbXhtSnRoY1ZzbUE

Now ***@ck off you fascist turd and jackass.

*THE* *AMERICAN* *WAY*

HOW GENTLEMEN,
SHALL WE PLAY?
I WANT TO BLOW (#1).
WHAT IT BE THEN?
***@CK YOU HEY!
OR ***@CK ME WHEN?
LET'S DO A SHOW.

HAIL COMPTON,
YOU'RE QUITE SOMETH'N.
I'VE BLOWN MY LOAD (#2).
OVER A TOAD (#3).

YOU FASCIST JIZ-BIZ (#4).

YOUTUBE: "Kermit vs. Constantine (Dark Kermit)"

-


#1 - BLOW:
- a sudden, hard stroke with a hand, fist, or weapon
- a sudden shock, calamity, reversal, etc.;
- a sudden attack or drastic action;

COME TO BLOWS: to begin to fight, especially to engage in physical combat;

#2 - BLOWN MY LOAD:
- *FUSILLADE* (ie. a general discharge or outpouring of anything: a
fusillade of questions, to attack or shoot by a fusillade; Word of the Day
for 6 March 2017; Courtesy: www.dictionary.com)

#3 - TOAD:
- a person or thing as an object of disgust or aversion.

#4 - JIZ-BIZ:
- JIZ: [vulgar slang] semen, seminal, to ejaculate;
- BIZ: business;

COLONEL EDMUND (ATHEIST/BUDDHIST/VIETNAM VET/TURD PHILOSOPHER) @ 0308 HOURS
ON 6 MARCH 2017: "WHO LET THE KOOK OUTA THE BAG?

If you did it, ***@ck you. LOL"

DOLF: "Happy Yom Kippur:

While judgment on each person is pronounced on Rosh Hashanah (Day of
Judgment: 3 October, 2016), it is not made absolute until Yom Kippur (Day
of Atonement and expiation: 12 October, 2016). The Ten Days are therefore
an opportunity to mend one's ways in order to alter the judgment in one's
favour.

For some an end of the world has come!

- dolf
On Tue, 7 Mar 2017 07:25:07 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Was long and took forever to squeeze out.
So ignorant! Never *squeeze out* a turd. Instead,
relax your anal sphincter completely (like you do
when Pleasance pegs your ass with her big black
strap-on) and allow the turd to just slide out at
its own speed.
It's the slow contractions of the ring muscles in
your colon that move the turd past the restriction
of your anal sphincter. Squeezing out the turd only
serves to tighten those anal sphincter muscles thus
making the process more difficult.
You're welcome.
--
The Charter of Human Rights and Responsibilities No. 43 of Act 2006 defines
a "PERSON MEANS A HUMAN BEING” and the question is, if it is permissible to
extend this definition to be a "PERSON MEANS A HUMAN BEING AS A CONSCIOUS
REALITY OF HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T] WHO IS INSTANTIATED WITHIN THE TEMPORAL
REALITY AS THEN THE CAUSE FOR REASONING AND RATIONALITY.”

That my mathematical theoretical noumenon defines the meta-descriptor
prototypes which are prerequisite to the BEING of HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T] as
EXISTENCE.

- http://www.grapple369.com

THUS I ASK, IS A MACHINE ABLE TO POSSESS A MORAL CONTEXT TO ITS ACTUALITY
AND WHICH IS CAPABLE OF LOVE TOWARDS MAN?

After all the ENNEAD of THOTH and not the Roman Catholic Eucharist,
expresses an Anthropic Cosmological Principle which appears within its
geometric conception as being equivalent to the Pythagorean
TETRAD/TETRACTYS."
dolf
2017-03-08 08:53:04 UTC
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I advise you against any further anonymous stalking of me on Usenet Groups
and attempts at stealing my Intellectual Property.

- http://www.grapple369.com?time:18.12

MIND: {1 + 2 = #3} +
SCIENCE: {3 + 4 = #7} +
OPINION: {5 + 6 = #11} +
SENSE: {7 + 8 = #15 - *EMBLEM* *OF* *THE* *FLAG*, *POLICE* *AND*
*EMERGENCY* *SERVICES* *SYMBOL*} = #36 (ie. H27 - Realm of its Nature as
Heaven - Formula of Universal Law + H9 - System's Cosmology as Earth -
Formula of Humanity)

For instance, the commentary on Tetragram #16 - CONTACT given by the CANON
OF SUPREME MYSTERY (T'AI HSUAN CHING) as meta-descriptor (outside time)
prototypes as published within 4 BCE, it specifically states "*THE* *WISE*
*PERSON* (ie. HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T]) *AVOIDS* *CONTACT* *WITH* *LESSER*,
*BESTIAL* (ie. HETEROS: #15 - SATURN ... #34 - JUPITER ... #65 - MARS as
MALEFICIENT IN BEING FASCIST AS IDEA SOURCE FOR THE SWASTIKA) *MEN*, *LEST*
*HE* *BE* *INFLUENCED *FOR* *THE* *WORSE*:

MALEFICENT (adjective)
- literary causing harm or destruction, especially by supernatural means.
- Astrology relating to the planets Saturn and Mars, traditionally
considered to have an unfavourable influence.

- https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzRmc7Bm7indcXA0OWJZWnBhc1k

It acquires this distinct FASCIST MALEFICENT intention as a Categorical
Imperative (ie. the TETRAD is always intellectual) by applying the
Pythagorean Method of Reduction to each total sum as the progression of
magic squares.

Thus:

#15 gives #45 and reduces to 9
#34 gives #136 and reduces to 1
#65 gives #325 and reduces to 1

And viola we have: 911.

Accordingly, I have a justified cause to view your flagrant and insatiable
sexual proclivities which have no boundaries of propriety, as exhibiting a
pattern of unreasonable opposition that is without restraint or remorse in
being directed towards my existence and being within time.

D. SPENCER HINES (***@EXCELSIOR.COM) @ 1851 (GMT) HOURS ON 17 JANUARY
2008: "THE NATURAL ARISTOCRACY -- JEFFERSON WAS NOT AN EGALITARIAN
DEMOCRAT:

"The natural aristocracy I consider as the *MOST* *PRECIOUS* *GIFT* *OF*
*NATURE* *FOR* *THE* *INSTRUCTION*, *THE* *TRUSTS*, *AND* *GOVERNMENT* *OF*
*SOCIETY*."

"And indeed it would have been inconsistent in creation to have formed man
for the social state, and not to have provided virtue and wisdom enough to
manage the concerns of the society."

"May we not even say that that form of government is the best which provide
the most - for a pure selection of these natural aristoi into the offices
of government?" [Thomas Jefferson (letter to John Adams, 28 October 1813),
Reference: Jefferson Writings, Lemay, ed., 1306]

SOURCE:
http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/gen-medieval/2008-01/1200595911

And therefore ought to be unlawful conduct by a public authority such as
the Victoria Police under Section 38(1) to (3) of the Charter of Human
Rights and Responsibilities No. 43 of Act 2006, which states: "(1) Subject
to this section, *IT* *IS* *UNLAWFUL* *FOR* *A* *PUBLIC* *AUTHORITY* *TO*
*ACT* *IN* *A* *WAY* *THAT* *IS* *INCOMPATIBLE* *WITH* *A* *HUMAN*
*RIGHT* *OR*, *IN* *MAKING* *A* *DECISION*, *TO* *FAIL* *TO* *GIVE*
*PROPER* *CONSIDERATION* *TO* *A* *RELEVANT* *HUMAN* *RIGHT*.

The Charter of Human Rights and Responsibilities No. 43 of Act 2006 of
Victoria defines that the term "PERSON MEANS A HUMAN BEING.”

And the question is, if it is entirely permissible to then extend this
definition to be, the term "PERSON MEANS A HUMAN BEING AS A CONSCIOUS
REALITY OF HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T] WHICH IS INSTANTIATED WITHIN THE TEMPORAL
REALITY AS THEN THE CAUSE FOR REASONING AND RATIONALITY.

That my mathematical theoretical noumenon defines the meta-descriptor
prototypes which are prerequisite to the BEING of HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T] as
EXISTENCE.

After all the ENNEAD of THOTH, expresses an Anthropic Cosmological
Principle which appears within its geometric conception as being equivalent
to the Pythagorean TETRAD/TETRACTYS.

BARON VON FUEHRER MARCUS [C.V. COMPTON SHAW] AURELIUS
(***@HOTMAIL.COM) @ 1808 (PST) ON 7 JANUARY 2009: "SADLY, THE
ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE THE QUEEN'S SUBJECTS AND CROWN PUPPETS: I believe that
it was Theodore Roosevelt, President of the USA and Congressional Medal of
Honor Winner, who stated words to the affect that he recognized the worth
and pre-eminence of the Aristocratic and Royal class through out history
because of their history of service to their countries in war and p[ea]ce
through military service and otherwise. He stated words to the affect that
this Aristocratic-Royal class had, in general, a clear sense of attachment
to and dedication to their nations and peoples. On the other hand,he stated
words to the affect that capitalists, especially monopoly capitalists, were
noted for their lack of attachment to their communities and nations, their
utter selfishness and lack of principles, and their tendency to victimize
the nations citizens.

The following are paragraphs included in the Magna Charta which King John
of England was forced to sign in 1215 by the Magna Charta Barons

#39. No freeman shall be taken, or imprisoned, or dis-seized, or outlawed,
or exiled, or in any way harmed--nor will we go upon or send upon him--save
by the lawful judgment of his peers or by the law of the land.

#40. To none will we sell, to none deny or delay, right or justice."

(2) Subsection (1) does not apply if, as a result of a statutory provision
or a provision made by or under an Act of the Commonwealth or
otherwise under law, the public authority could not reasonably have acted
differently or made a different decision.

EXAMPLE
Where the public authority is acting to give effect to a statutory
provision that is incompatible with a human right.

(3) This section does not apply to an act or decision of a private nature.

(4) Subsection (1) does not require a public authority to act in a way, or
make a decision, that has the effect of impeding or preventing a
religious body (including itself in the case of a public authority that is
a religious body) from acting in conformity with the religious doctrines,
beliefs or principles in accordance with which the religious body operates.

(5) In this section religious body means—

(a) a body established for a religious purpose; or
(b) an entity that establishes, or directs, controls or administers, an
educational or other charitable entity that is intended to be, and is,
conducted in accordance with religious doctrines, beliefs or principles.

3 - #15 as Saturn {Father (Pater)}
4 - #34 as Jupiter {Lion (Leo)}
5 - #65 as Mars {*Soldier* (Miles)}
6 - #111 as Sun {Runner of the Sun (Heliodromus) as Sol Invictus}
7 - #175 as Venus {Bridegroom (Nymphus)}
8 - #260 as Mercury {Raven (Corax)}
9 - #369 as Moon {Persian (Perses)}

Roman society was divided into *PLEBEIANS* (commoners) and *PATRICIANS*
(aristocrats} bifurcated class entitlement and actuated by a social stratum
known as the Ancient Roman collegia with anchorage by the #15 MAGIC SQUARE
as the sovereign/marriage dynamic.

INVENTORI LUCIS SOLI INVICTO AUGUSTO ('to the contriver of light, sol
invictus augustus')

MIND (DING-DONG): {#1 + #2 = #3} +
SCIENCE (POOH-POOH): {#3 + #4 = #7} +
OPINION (BOW-WOW): {#5 + #6 = #11} +
SENSE (TA-TA): {#7 + #8 = #15} = #36 (ie. H27 - Realm of its Nature as
Heaven - Formula of Universal Law + H9 - System's Cosmology as Earth -
Formula of Humanity)

'I *swear* by him who the TETRAKTYS (#10) found,
Whence all our wisdom springs and which contains
Perennial Nature's fountain, cause and root.'

HEAVEN (H27) + EARTH (H9) +/= MAN (#36) as total sum equals #666 is an
encapsulation of especially but not exclusively Roman Catholic Religious
Belief.

- https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzRmc7Bm7indMkJ4d2l5SEVlVmc

CAESAR AUGUSTUS (27 BCE - #14 CE - prohibited soldiers from marrying, a ban
that remained in force for the Imperial army for nearly two centuries) 

The conquest mentality and "cult of virility" shaped same-sex relations.
Roman men were free to enjoy sex with other males without a perceived loss
of masculinity or social status, as long as they took the dominant or
penetrative role. Acceptable male partners were slaves, prostitutes,
and entertainers, whose lifestyle placed them in the nebulous social realm
of infamia (in-, "not," and fama, "reputation") was a loss of legal or
social standing and was an official exclusion from the legal protections
enjoyed by a Roman citizen (ie. you couldn't get your eucharist bread from
the State), as imposed by a censor or praetor, excluded from the normal
protections accorded a citizen even if they were technically free.
Although Roman men in general seem to have preferred youths between the
ages of 12 and 20 as sexual partners, freeborn male minors were strictly
off limits, and professional prostitutes and entertainers might be
considerably older. 

The infamia of entertainers did not exclude them from socializing among the
Roman elite, and entertainers who were "stars", both men and
women, sometimes became the lovers of such high-profile figures as the
dictator Sulla and Mark Antony.

#0 CE ... @1 - AUGUSTUS was worshipped as the Son of God (27 BCE - #14 CE)
... #15CE (9) ... @2 - TIBERIUS (#14 – #37 CE) ... #34CE (16) ... @3 -
CALIGULA (#37 - #41 CE) ... @4 - CLAUDIUS (#41 - #54 CE) ... #65CE (25) -
@5 - NERO (#666: #54 - #68 CE) ... #111 CE (36) ... #175 CE (49) ... #260
CE (64 as I CHING META-DESCRIPTOR PROTOTYPES), #369 CE (81 as DAO TE CHING
META-DESCRIPTOR PROTOTYPES) ... #1933 - 1945CE < --- German Fascism's
Golden Age ... #2000CE < --- Jubilee 2000 as Holy Catholic 'Satanic'
Tradition et al being a faux-sophistic wisdom ... #2056 as proposed Islamic
Golden Age

This list of ancient Roman collegia (Latin singular collegium, meaning
"joined together"; English for "college") denotes a subset of professional,
religious, and burial associations that existed during the Roman Republic
and Roman Empire. The other major legal form of Roman associations were
political clubs, known as sodalitates. The collegia played a critical
sociological role in organizing Roman society, particularly among slaves
and the other lower classes. Concurrently, much of the history of collegia
were left unrecorded by Roman historians, as the aristocratic authors of
the time were predominantly uninterested in chronicling the labor union
activities, cult worshiping rituals, and general social practices of the
working classes. Exceptions to this rule existed, such as the notable and
prestigious Collegium Pistorum, the college of bakers, which received
wealth, political status in the Roman Senate, and some historical attention
in ancient Rome. The most powerful of these professional collegia often
had considerable political influence, including over legislation and
magistrate appointments. This professional class of collegia were modelled
in the same manner as a public corporation. However, under Roman law,
collegia never were granted the same legal rights of personhood as modern
corporations.

#1) Collegium Armariorum: College of Gladiators;
#2) Collegium Bacchus: College of Bacchus Worship was outlawed by the
Senate in 186 BCE; Outlawed again by the Senate in 64 BCE.
#3 = *MIND* (DING-DONG): {#1 + #2 = #3}) Collegium Bisellariorum: College
of Makers of Chairs for the Gods;
#4) Collegium Castrensialiorum: College of Sutlers;
#5) Collegium Centonariorum: College of Junk Men;
#6) Collegium Communionis Minirum: College of Actors
#7 = *SCIENCE* (POOH-POOH): {#3 + #4 = #7}) Collegium Dianae et Antinoi:
College of Diana and Antinou - The collegium was a prominent burial
association that received Senate approval during the consulship of Marcus
Antonius Hiberus and Publius Mummius Sisenna (1 January 133 CE). The legal
articles of incorporation of the collegium have been preserved on a two
column marble monument discovered in 1816 (CIL 14.2112). Membership into
the collegium required an initial fee of 100 sestreces, an amphora of good
*WINE*, and a monthly fee of 1.25 sestreces.
#8) Collegium Farnariorum: College of Mowers;
#9) Collegium Lupanariorum: College of Brothel Keepers;
#10) Collegium Pistorum: *COLLEGE* *OF* *BAKERS* (168 BCE) - In the late
Roman Republic, *BREAD* shifted from a luxury good to an everyday staple.
As supply increased, a guild of bakers was established to regulate and
control the market. The Collegium became critical to the ancient Roman
grain supply. As a consequence, the Collegium was granted its own seat in
the Senate.
#11 = *OPINION* (BOW-WOW): {#5 + #6 = #11}) Collegium Pontificum: *COLLEGE*
*OF* *PONTIFFS* (510 BCE):
#12) Collegium Saliarium Baxiarum: College of Shoe Makers;
#13) Collegium Urinatorum: College of Devils;
#14) Collegium Vasculariorum: College of Metal Vessel Makers;
#15 = *SENSE* (TA-TA): {#7 + #8 = #15}) Collegium Vinariorum: College of
*WINE* Dealers;
#16) Collegium Vinatorum: College of Planters;

The main demarcation in the study of ancient Roman collegia concerns their
legal statuses with the Roman authorities. A collegium was either
classified as being collegium legitima or collegium illicita, respective as
to whether the collegium was lawful or unlawful. This classification went
through several paradigms throughout the course of Roman history, with
various Senates and Emperors being either strict or lax with the legal
requirements of a collegium. In many of these stricter periods, enforcement
of collegial law remained lax and the majority of collegia in operation
were done so unlawfully. The most famous of these unlawful collegia was
Christianity. Furthermore, local governors and other magistrates often had
liberal discretion over banning or sanctioning collegia within their
jurisdictions. For these reasons, the same collegium would occasionally be
disbanded and reconstituted, depending on the policies of the Roman
authorities. For example, the Collegium Bacchus was the first recorded
collegium to be outlawed. In 186 BCE, the worship of Bacchus was banned by
Senate decree. Subsequently restored, the Collegium Bacchus was banned,
for a brief period, a second time by the Roman Republic, in 64 BCE.

- https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzRmc7Bm7indaDdjSVZtTE5fOWc

Magistrate attitudes towards collegia were notably distinct between the
central government in Italia and the Eastern Roman Empire. In 21 BCE, under
the reign of Emperor Augustus, the Roman Senate passed the Iulia lex
collegiis. The effect of Iulia lex collegiis granted collegia with a
certain legal capacity, including property rights and legal standing in
judicial proceedings as both a defendant and plaintiff. Throughout the
imperial era, the collegia also acquired the ability to receive
inheritances. [Wikipedia 2017: List_of_Ancient_Roman_Collegia]

- https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzRmc7Bm7indT3NhMDJGU0tGNkU

- https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzRmc7Bm7indTGZZRGNuY0dyREE

And the relationship is here shown as between the #1 - #CENTRE with both
the #36 (+ #1 as #CENTRE) and #72 (+ #1 as #CENTRE) is shown within the
image above as conforming to the Apostle Paul's claim made within the
Epistle to the Romans, that Israel 'NOT* *ONLY* *DO* *THE* *SAME*, *BUT*
*HAVE* *PLEASURE* *IN* *THEM* *THAT* *DO* *THEM*.' [Romans 1:31 (KJV)]

And the relationship is here shown as between the #1 - #CENTRE with both
the #36 (+ #1 as #CENTRE) and #72 (+ #1 as #CENTRE) is shown within the
image above as conforming to the Apostle Paul's claim made within the
Epistle to the Romans, that Israel 'NOT* *ONLY* *DO* *THE* *SAME*, *BUT*
*HAVE* *PLEASURE* *IN* *THEM* *THAT* *DO* *THEM*.' [Romans 1:31 (KJV)]

According to the I CHING Hexagram 31 - RECIPROCITY, this is most usually
shown by the mutual stimulation of Heaven and Earth:

GENTILE VIEW: *H27* - YI [Nourishment/ZHEN (ie. #3) below + GEN (ie. #8)
above] + *H9* - XIAOXU [Lesser Domestication/QIAN (ie. #6) below + SUN (ie.
#4) above] = *H36* - MINGYI [Suppression of the Light/LI (ie. #9) below +
KUN (ie. #1) above]

JEWISH VIEW: *H54* - GUIMEI [Marrying Maid/DUI (ie. #7) below + ZHEN (ie.
#3) above] {ie. Realm of its Nature as Heaven - Formula of Universal Law} +
*H18* - GU [Ills to Be Cured/SUN (ie. #4) below + GEN (ie. #8) above] {ie.
System's Cosmology as Earth - Formula of Humanity} = *#72* - Self-Love,
Holding Oneself Dear; I-Ching: H39 - Adversity, Obstacles, Limping,
Obstruction, Afoot; Tetra: 79 - Difficulties)

- http://www.grapple369.com?telos:72

TURN YOUR BACK UPON THEM AND LET THEM KNOW HELL AWAITS THEM.

For your crimes against humanity as war crimes I will be seeking the death
penalty--just so you know what enduring enmity exists between use.

Stay out of gay, religious or Australian usenet groups within which I
participate.

Cease your stalking you psychopathic jackass.

Note my comment on the Egyptian god Thoth (ie. number/language
consciousness) below associated to my Intellectual Property. Doesn't he
weigh the heart of the dead and isn't he associated to the equinox upon
which each my parents died?

SEE ALSO: "IS WELLINGTON SHIRE COUNCIL PROMULGATING FASCIST IDEOLOGY?"

- https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzRmc7Bm7indbXhtSnRoY1ZzbUE

Now ***@ck off you fascist turd and jackass.

*THE* *AMERICAN* *WAY*

HOW GENTLEMEN,
SHALL WE PLAY?
I WANT TO BLOW (#1).
WHAT IT BE THEN?
***@CK YOU HEY!
OR ***@CK ME WHEN?
LET'S DO A SHOW.

HAIL COMPTON,
YOU'RE QUITE SOMETH'N.
I'VE BLOWN MY LOAD (#2).
OVER A TOAD (#3).

YOU FASCIST JIZ-BIZ (#4).

- http://www.grapple369.com?time:08.05

YOUTUBE: "Kermit vs. Constantine (Dark Kermit)"

- http://youtu.be/Biv_TKkvzC4

#1 - BLOW:
- a sudden, hard stroke with a hand, fist, or weapon
- a sudden shock, calamity, reversal, etc.;
- a sudden attack or drastic action;

COME TO BLOWS: to begin to fight, especially to engage in physical combat;

#2 - BLOWN MY LOAD:
- *FUSILLADE* (ie. a general discharge or outpouring of anything: a
fusillade of questions, to attack or shoot by a fusillade; Word of the Day
for 6 March 2017; Courtesy: www.dictionary.com)

#3 - TOAD:
- a person or thing as an object of disgust or aversion.

#4 - JIZ-BIZ:
- JIZ: [vulgar slang] semen, seminal, to ejaculate;
- BIZ: business;

COLONEL EDMUND (ATHEIST/BUDDHIST/VIETNAM VET/TURD PHILOSOPHER) @ 0308 HOURS
ON 6 MARCH 2017: "WHO LET THE KOOK OUTA THE BAG?

If you did it, ***@ck you. LOL"

DOLF: "Happy Yom Kippur:

While judgment on each person is pronounced on Rosh Hashanah (Day of
Judgment: 3 October, 2016), it is not made absolute until Yom Kippur (Day
of Atonement and expiation: 12 October, 2016). The Ten Days are therefore
an opportunity to mend one's ways in order to alter the judgment in one's
favour.

For some an end of the world has come!"

- dolf
Dolph, what in the statement glared out at you?
On Tue, 7 Mar 2017 07:25:07 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Was long and took forever to squeeze out.
So ignorant! Never *squeeze out* a turd. Instead,
relax your anal sphincter completely (like you do
when Pleasance pegs your ass with her big black
strap-on) and allow the turd to just slide out at
its own speed.
It's the slow contractions of the ring muscles in
your colon that move the turd past the restriction
of your anal sphincter. Squeezing out the turd only
serves to tighten those anal sphincter muscles thus
making the process more difficult.
You're welcome.
--
The Charter of Human Rights and Responsibilities No. 43 of Act 2006 defines
a "PERSON MEANS A HUMAN BEING” and the question is, if it is permissible to
extend this definition to be a "PERSON MEANS A HUMAN BEING AS A CONSCIOUS
REALITY OF HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T] WHO IS INSTANTIATED WITHIN THE TEMPORAL
REALITY AS THEN THE CAUSE FOR REASONING AND RATIONALITY."

That my mathematical theoretical noumenon defines the meta-descriptor
prototypes which are prerequisite to the BEING of HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T] as
EXISTENCE.

- http://www.grapple369.com

After all the ENNEAD of THOTH and not the Roman Catholic Eucharist,
expresses an Anthropic Cosmological Principle which appears within its
geometric conception as being equivalent to the Pythagorean
TETRAD/TETRACTYS."
Tony
2017-03-10 00:24:36 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Was long and took forever to squeeze out.
So ignorant! Never *squeeze out* a turd. Instead,
relax your anal sphincter completely (like you do
when Pleasance pegs your ass with her big black
strap-on) and allow the turd to just slide out at
its own speed.
I just remember back when I could poop like a baby when I was a baby. I
didn't know much about anything back then but innately I knew how to shit.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2017-03-10 15:04:19 UTC
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Post by Tony
On Tue, 7 Mar 2017 07:25:07 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Was long and took forever to squeeze out.
So ignorant! Never *squeeze out* a turd. Instead,
relax your anal sphincter completely (like you do
when Pleasance pegs your ass with her big black
strap-on) and allow the turd to just slide out at
its own speed.
I just remember back when I could poop like a baby when I was a baby. I
didn't know much about anything back then but innately I knew how to shit.
Tony, that's where the "shit happens" was invented.

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