Tuesday Night's Dinner Plans? 11/26/2024

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Jill knows this isn't a binary newsgroup.

WHO THE FUCK CARES!?!?!?!

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I'm dealing with computer problems at the moment.  I'm going to
have to
replace this old laptop with a new one.  Not looking forward to doing
the file transfer thing and setting everything back up.

YAY!!!!!  Be sure and post pictures of her!!

Please don't!

She can post a link to pictures, and you can refrain from clicking
on the link.  Jill knows this isn't a binary newsgroup.

I also know Graham is from the UK where many people seem to think cats
should be allowed to wander around outdoors.  I have never let either of
my previous cats go outside.  Strictly indoor only.  This cat will not
be going outside, either.  They're not outside killing the beautiful
birds I also post links to pics of occasionally.
Jill

Like I think we all get it dear - bullying food peeps OK, killing birds
_verboten_, check!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/enZy91PbJTc?feature=share

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You know darn good and well I didn't spend any time on a farm, Dave.
Jill

What about those times you visited Popeye for sex?

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Non-comsummatus-humpus...

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True! Humans are so racist! Only interested in Garfield because he is
fluffy. Without the fluff, they don't care about that cat! ;)
I never did get Garfield. What's so funny about a fat disgusting, cat? I
have one at my home. There's not a laugh to be had with that horrible
dickless cat.

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...wearing Garfield slippers revenge!
All the best kitties are Kliban kitties...
https://www.flickr.com/photos/h-flyers/8801524993/
https://jp.pinterest.com/pin/488922103266043070/

I can't disagree with that. I got one of his cat shirts last Christmas.
That guy has been dead for quite a while! Skip Morrow is no slouch
either.
https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2019/06/10/skip-morrow-rip/

+1

This means we have a dearth of MSM kitty cartoonists about now, esp,
with Fleshy and Hobbes out of the mix.

That leaves Simon in the catbird seat!

https://simonscat.com/

Meanwhile, added to the hall of fame:

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Those cat owners can just keep the things indoors. If we manage
to trap one, my husband pisses on it and lets it go home.

Wow, that's a LOT of pent up aggression for a stray cat!

Here's a clue - kitty lives in the moment - your hubby's abuse just
makes it hate humans. It cannot link events.

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Yet we often see cats in our yard that are obviously not feral.
Whenever we spot a cat in the yard, one of us runs outside and
hisses at it until it legs it out of sight.

Leave 'em alone! They keep the vermin at bay.

They kill birds.  A while back we had one that killed baby rabbits
for fun.
They don't do squat for vermin.  We have possums, raccoons,
groundhogs, gray squirrels, red squirrels, chipmunks, some
sort of mouse, moles, and skunks.
Once in a while I see a fox.  I think the coyotes moved into
town, where the pickings are easier.
Those cat owners can just keep the things indoors.  If we manage
to trap one, my husband pisses on it and lets it go home.

That's a rather interesting solution.
Jill

It's gross and cruel is what you ought to have said.

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Yet we often see cats in our yard that are obviously not feral.
Whenever we spot a cat in the yard, one of us runs outside and
hisses at it until it legs it out of sight.

Leave 'em alone! They keep the vermin at bay.

They kill birds. A while back we had one that killed baby rabbits
for fun.
They don't do squat for vermin. We have possums, raccoons,
groundhogs, gray squirrels, red squirrels, chipmunks, some
sort of mouse, moles, and skunks.
Once in a while I see a fox. I think the coyotes moved into
town, where the pickings are easier.
Those cat owners can just keep the things indoors. If we manage
to trap one, my husband pisses on it and lets it go home.

That's a rather interesting solution.
Jill

Urine over your head.

<GUFFAW!!>

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I still use an ancient wired trackball

Of course, I don't like to brag, but I have a
Trackman Marble FX CJ-12, so my ball is probably
bigger than anyone's here. (~ 2" diameter.)
It is apparently some sort of 'cult' item
amongst trackball users, or 'trackies'
as we prefer to call outselves. You can
even buy 'junkers' just for parts on e-bay.

Must be fun when a group of trackies get together and talk about their
balls.  Invite Kuthe next time.

S'ok Eddie P, you can still put yours in the corner pocket...even if the
game is over.

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