Ed P
2025-02-25 04:00:42 UTC
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PermalinkDear Elon,
Below are the 5 bullet points you requested for what I accomplished last
week.
1. I made breakfast every day 2. I put in a load of laundry on
Tuesday.
3. Also on Tuesday, the cleaning lady took them out of the dryer and
folded them. I paid her 4. I made dinner a few nights.
5. I put gas in my car. While at it, I checked tire pressures
Now that I submitted them, can I watch TV tonight? I'm glad you asked
for this. Takes me back to third grade when I had to have my homework
done to be able to watch TV. My mother would be proud of you for
keeping up the tradition.
Obviously you didn't work in an industry with daily or weekly standups.Below are the 5 bullet points you requested for what I accomplished last
week.
1. I made breakfast every day 2. I put in a load of laundry on
Tuesday.
3. Also on Tuesday, the cleaning lady took them out of the dryer and
folded them. I paid her 4. I made dinner a few nights.
5. I put gas in my car. While at it, I checked tire pressures
Now that I submitted them, can I watch TV tonight? I'm glad you asked
for this. Takes me back to third grade when I had to have my homework
done to be able to watch TV. My mother would be proud of you for
keeping up the tradition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand-up_meeting
"The older Scrum Guide (2017) suggested team members briefly (a
one minute per team member) address three questions as input to this
What did I do yesterday that helped the development team meet the sprint
goal?
What will I do today to help the development team meet the sprint goal?
Do I see any impediment that prevents me or the development team from
meeting the sprint goal?"
Okay, I get it. Government employees, whom we are paying for, shouldn't
have to answer embarrassing questions about what they've accomplished
lately.
The workers have a supervisor or manager to answer to. As a manager isWhat did I do yesterday that helped the development team meet the sprint
goal?
What will I do today to help the development team meet the sprint goal?
Do I see any impediment that prevents me or the development team from
meeting the sprint goal?"
Okay, I get it. Government employees, whom we are paying for, shouldn't
have to answer embarrassing questions about what they've accomplished
lately.
was my job to be sure they were performing on an acceptable level and
the job was getting done.
At various times in my working career, I was just a worker to a manger
responsible for the entire company.
This weekly email thing is a waste of productive time both by the people
sending them and the person reading them In a well run, well structured
organization it is not needed. No need for 3 million employees to send
an email or for anyone to take the time to read them. What is the
budget for that?
If you finished your dinner, you can have a snack tonight. Just email
Elon and let him know you ate it all.